![]() If your marshmallow isn’t 90% charcoal than it’s not cooked, Frank, and go back and burn the living heck out of that thing before you consume it. * Okay wait, I must clarify: do the Americans set their marshmallows on fire before eating them? Because that’s what we do in Australia. Incredible metaphors aside, my favourite authors are MAGGIE STIEFVATER (obviously), VE Schwab, Holly Black, John Green, Leigh Bardugo, Scott Lynch, Patrick Ness, Jay Kristoff, Cassandra Clare, Pierce Brown, Sally Green, Suzanne Collins, and Rick Riordan.Īnd more, because I have a LOT of best friends who don’t know I exist favourite authors. (Why did I even doubt my element was fire, hmm?)īecause marshmallows burst into flames, yes? YES? Aren’t my metaphor skills just AMAZING?!? *Īnyway. I’m like that heinous little uneducated marshmallow that sits pouting in the corner when threatened with a classic book and will spontaneously bust into flames if required to read one. It is very easy to disregard classic authors for me because… I DON’T LIKE ‘EM. WHO (disregarding the classic authors) IS YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHOR? They don’t call me Paper Fury for nothing, children.Ħ. I perhaps got 260 likes which is LIKE ONE OF MY MOST FAVOURITED REVIEWS EVER. But I shall particularly pick out Paper Princessfor its gross romanticism of sexual harassment and abuse. I have 51 books on my 1-star Goodreads shelf so least to say….I HAVE A LOT OF BOOKS I WOULD BE OKAY TO USE AS DOORSTOPS. No let’s not let my characters become real.
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